The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
I just saw a homeless guy on rollerblades; I don't think I've ever felt sorrier for someone in my life.
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
Shame is for Republicans.
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