the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
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So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
hungover at the ER to get half my contact removed from behind my eye. Not the start to the weekend I was hopin for
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
I love you. We're gonna celebrate your 21st by putting people in duct tape bikinis and pushing them down tequila slip and slides
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L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
Was just messaged by someone in a Power Ranger suit on OkCupid... Figured you would approve
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
You tried to lick the lightbulb and fell off of the chair onto my wife and gave her a concussion. Did i mention you were naked?
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
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