Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
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Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
well that explains the french fry and ketchup packet rolled into the wasitband of my sweats. thank you drunk me.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
Apparently throwing balloons filled with vodka off the roof is considered terrorism.
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
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I was trying to chase her off the carpet, but now there are figure-eights of cat vomit. everywhere
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
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