I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
Just witnessed a walk of shame by a guy in a half gorilla suit. It's going to be a good day.
did that guy on the oscars really just tell me to text a dolphin?
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
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The bride says you won't want any of the single ladies...
Let's let the open bar be the judge of that.
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
No need to call an exterminator, the ants overdosed on the leftover lines on the counter.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
He walked door to door asking if anyone needed to get laid. Surprisingly, that ended his drought
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HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
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