It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
The best revenge is premature balding
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
You were fucked up like a footballbat trying to eat gum off your shoe. And that wasn't even the nights lowest point.
A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
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