everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
I make one hell of a fire on Ambien. Other life choices not so much. But fire. Fire I can do.
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
So my furniture is upside-down, two lamps are glued to the ceiling, and there is a kitten sleeping on Kyle's face. Please tell me what happened last night....
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
Quick question. If you break the bathroom sink off the wall from fucking on it, can you claim it on your homeowner's insurance as a 'natural disaster'?
Randomize
