ha- omfg whatt the fuck is wrong w me. Alcohol+third cousins= bad decisions
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
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Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
I know. I know. The man who pulled me from my mother's womb was the same man who had his fingers in my vagina today. My life is a joke. I don't know how to feel about this.
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
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How many people can say they've shit on the floor of a five star hotel?
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
You know it's a pretty bad night when an injured penis is not the worst thing that happened to you. Fuck tequila
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
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