Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
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I think the tooth fairy visited me last night... after I chipped my tooth n blacked out, I woke up to my purse filled with cocaine n sequins.
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
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I can feel your judgement through the phone
If body pillows had a built in vibrator attached I would literally never need a boyfriend again
You peed all over his floor and had a bottle popped in your ass when you passed out. Don't tell me I'm "still living in my college days"
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
She yelled “outlaw country” right before we heard the police siren
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