were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
I walked into the kitchen and twelve of them were just staring at the oven. Freshmen are the weirdest drunks ever.
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Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
I'm going to miss recovering from hangovers on the beach. Rolling around in my dorm bed and watching Friends reruns is just gonna feel like slumming it.
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There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
How'd your Tinder date go?
Well, I met his girlfriend...
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
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