he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
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its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
No, she passed out instead. I have the worst luck, its like Jesus is mad at me for having the same birthday as him
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
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I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
If I ever mention marriage force me to Brazil to do coke and strippers until I die.
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
On a side note...my DUI lawyer just snapchatted me. This is the exact moment in time when I realized my like IS a joke.
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
That moment that random you banged behind the bar is going to be your son's third grade teacher... yup I'm there.
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