I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
When we were all out of beer you took a bite out of the cardboard beer box and said "close enough."
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
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