Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
reason #14 for loving my boobs...just got out of a 40mph over the limit speeding ticket thru a work zone. i dont think the cop knew i even had a face
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Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.
What can I say, I'm a giver.
Smoking up the homeless at 3am does not make you a humanitarian.
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
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you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
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