Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
I just threw up and a whole piece of spaghetti came out of my nose. I don't even remember eating spaghetti.
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I can't go out tonight. I feel like I'm starting to party as much as Farrah on Teen Mom.
hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
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How was the birthday sex?
Shit got outta hand. Honestly I think even my STDs have STDs.
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
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