Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
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