well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
Just had a drunken guest at my hotel threaten to "throw a fuckin fireball at my face"
I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me.
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5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B
Just re-gained consciousness in the freshman girls dorm. Normally this would be awesome but I'm on the floor surrounded by chicks doing their homework. This makes me uncomfortable but I don't think they know I'm awake yet. If I b-line for the door can you come get me?
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
Because my vagina is Ellis Island. All foreign penises must be presented for inspection and competency. God bless America.
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
I told you that you couldn’t eat fifty tacos, you slapped me in the face, ate seventeen tacos, and fell asleep on my floor
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