ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
I just found out I was conceived in a rehab facility... that's better than finding out your dad could be someone else right?
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
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I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
Will you be my therapist? I don't want to tell me secrets to a strange person and be judged all over again when you have already taken the time to do it. Oh and I will pay you with alcohol
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i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
So apparently last night while I was drunk I read him erotic fanfiction while he was eating me out. He stopped every now and then to give me feedback.
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
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