remember that time i ran away from the bar and passed out in a street cot?
neither do i
Dude, just got a bummer.
What??
A blow job from a homeless chick.
you're like a bully in the Christmas story
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
I tried calming him down but his eyes are rolling to the back of his head and he's yelling "COMA WEED!"
I found a fried uncrustable on the table from last night.
We jumped on a random trolley because total strangers offered us free vodka. We're not even on the route map as far as I can tell. I see now how those people died in "Hostel"... we deserve whatever happens to us tonight.
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
Such a big mess for such a small penis
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