Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
walking home from your place the other day I saw a man with a ponytail sitting on some church steps petting a plant
he should get drunk with us
his ringtone is the jonas brothers. get me the fuck out of here NOW.
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
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Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
Did I show you my penis last night?
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
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GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
I'm too drunk to explain this to you. It's too hard.
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
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