I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
She left me with blue balls so I jerked off on her french toast in the morning.
He just turned on a sound machine. I need to get the fuck out of here.
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
Note to self: You can't deep fry cheese-its.
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
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