i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
My night started to turn around the time I started calling her a "raggedy cunt".
Somehow she got that I meant it as a term of endearment.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
Remember earlier when I was excited about finding that birth control pill in my purse? Definitely acid.
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
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