I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
My roommate has every episode of Full House. I'm going to fail my midterm tomorrow.
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
Now we're discussing the sex we had and the later lack thereof. It's like marriage counseling via snapchat.
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
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