Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
My bosses just told me they met their wives on one night stands. I'm stoked.
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
How do you say, "I love you, but i prefer sex with someone else." in a good way? Ponder that over a jack and coke and get back to me.
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
I don’t care how cute or big a guy is I’m done with drunken hand jobs. It was like I was pulling a nine inch bungee cord for 25 minutes. Now My arm and shoulder is dead
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