some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
Kind of like the new iOS 10 because I can send sexts with fireworks or confetti. Really gets the point across
I got caught throwing up in my daughters princess potty... On the bright side it played a rewarding tune afterwards.
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
she prefaced telling me she was pregnant with "houston, we have a problem"
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