Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
Hey, could you leave the door unlocked? Keys seem hard right now.
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
the day after is always just damage control
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
She said, after pronouncing how sober she was, and I quote 'Take this bag, it's so heavy it's like 500 degrees! Wait, is it time to go? Can I run? I think I can run!' Then she ran away.
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
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