We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
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Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
Just rinsed and put my styrofoam cup of noodles in the dishwasher. I need to be not hungover ASAP
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
I just spent 10 min explaining to my mom how orange is a strange color. I think she knows
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
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They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
If you really hate him do what I do: give him an amazing night of unforgettable sex then dump him. You’ll ruin sex for him because new girls won’t compare
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