Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
Apparently I texted my high school english teacher asking her to tell me what logical fallacies she taught us three years ago.
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
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You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
Had to sacrifice my vibrator batteries to the thermostat gods. I had a dirty dream and also almost a heat stroke.
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I was gonna be Romantic and write your name in emoji eggplants but A's are hard
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
And despite my lack of successful relationships I'm a fucking guru
That's like claiming you're a good coach but going 2-12 last season
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
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