Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
Michelle found a bong in the garbage and sold it to my mom
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
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that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
So I bought some random chick a shot she puked in her hands then I watched her make out with my roommate
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
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When you're a bigshot ER surgeon and I'm a starving artist, I want you to remember who held your hair last night.
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
He's unconstrained by sanity, physics, or his liver.
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
UGH I HATE BEING THIS WAY IM GOING TO GO HUG THE CACTUS YOU GOT ME
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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