He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
I realised my life had gone downhill since being unemployed when I was making key lime pie on acid at 3am Tuesday morning.
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
In hindsight, drunkenly yelling "I'M TICKLISH" might not have been an entirely wise decision
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
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