I don't think my ego could take a straight man out-cooking me.
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
When I masturbate I pretend my dick is the slap chop an I'm destroying vegtables. Do you think that's a eating disorder?
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
OMG THE KID WHO TRIED TO MAKE OUT AT THE BAR WITH ME IS SITTIG NEXT TO ME IN THE AIRPORT. WHY LIFE WHY???
Met Dan at the park for lunch and the guy parked next to us was getting a BJ the entire time. Way to make me feel like an inadequate girlfriend, random park skank. All Dan got was a double cheeseburger and a large iced tea...
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
I opened a bud lite with a fencing sword last night. Yeah you banged that guy.
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
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