So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
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Petting the cat and listening to "you've got a friend". This is why I smoke weed. To make sense of situations like this.
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
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I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
Remember that girl that we found passed out in the dorm study room under a pile of money and jimmy johns wrappers? She's standing right on front of me.
You can't just leave with hair like that
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
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