I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
Imagine a baby lion feeding on an injured gazelle and it tasting fresh blood for the first time. That's me and this breakfast sammich
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
Either he was jacking off or having a seizure next to me in bed. Either way, I was too lazy to help.
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
The less fucks you give, the more fucks you get. Kinda like "a penny saved is a penny earned" but with vagina.
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
Life without a bra equals bliss.
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
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