The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
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Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
you told grandpa to call you daddy
I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
I locked the porch door but I left a spare key on top of the keg on the side of the house
I thought you should know that there is a scientific law stating that when there is booze, people talk about your dick.
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he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
I mean you were pretty drunk at one point you asked if we could have a glass of water ready for you in case you choked while bobbing for apples, but you said grape juice was preferable. You can't choke on an apple btw
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
I would've fucked Winston Churchill - rode that D like I was going into battle.
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
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