wait, did i just see you litter out your window??
umm, i have a hybrid. it cancels out.
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
Not only did a random toaster end up in my house last night, it's also full of skittles.
Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
I woke up with like grass burns all over my body, i'm pretty sure i made out with someone under a bus. . . but i'm not sure
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
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