I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
If you are wondering why there is half eaten pizza in your pocket it's because you were passed out with it in your hand in my bathtub. Today's your b-day and thought I'd give you a good idea about what happened last night as a present
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
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