There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
but then i turned into a human whiteboard because i thought it was a good idea to bring out markers
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
It's been two days. I am still burping up jello. Everything tastes like jello. Everything smells like jello. I am DONE with jello shots.
Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
If its not for food we ain't going out.
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
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