I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
He woke up screaming about pickles. I think it's gonna be a good day.
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
If you don't turn up on horseback dressed like a highwayman I am not having sex with you today
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
Wait, like drink with real Phil. Or Phil, the cat that sometimes lived in your closet in Myrtle Beach?
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
In other news, I’ve officially fucked a grandpa.
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
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