I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
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Dude someone is playing the piano in the other room while I shit and it's making it really peaceful
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
Parents weekend was a success.
Yeah, I guess so if you consider being arrested and having your parents bail you out a success...
Bail could have come out of your pocket so yes, I think we were financially responsible this weekend.
I told the cop to try walking in heels and he'd understand why I was walking home without then on. He told me he only does that on Wednesdays.
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No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
Who wrote "the chamber of secrets has been open, enemies of the heir beware" across my bathroom wall?
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
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