She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
Bring your kids so they can distract our kids so we can drink beer in peace.
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
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We woke up, fucked, and shared a piece of my sister's first communion cake for breakfast.
And you thought you were going to hell last weekend.
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
Don't make this awkward for me. Don't let your mom come near the bathroom. I can't meet your mom for the first time while I'm shitting. Dont make this awkward.
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I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
So hungover. Have a black eye from where I tried to brush my teeth and stabbed myself in the eye instead. Should make the performance review I was stress drinking about go so much better.
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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