I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
Next time when I try to seductively eat onion rings while drunk remind me of tonight.
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
That awkward moment when you can't tell what smells like tacos: you, the cat, or the strange guys blanket your so tenderly swaddled in.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
He's so in love with you that you could fuck a blood relative and he'd be like "I just want you to be happy"
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