Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
I don't care how much you're grieving a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
So the makeout sesh? Not so great. His stubble rubbed my face raw, he tried to push me towards auto-erotic asphyxiation, and he licked my forehead. Twice.
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
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