his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
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I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
Your friend, the one I told I would brush his teeth with my tongue, what's his name again?
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Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.
I need to take my iPad to the Apple store (when this is all over). Do I need to delete all my dick pics/videos or are they used to stumbling across that sort of thing?
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