how come the more i say "don't get it in my eyes," the more gets in my eyes
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
Apparently I was walking around with a slice of bread and wine saying, "Jesus would have wanted this." 🙄 🍞🍷
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
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