OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
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If you're trying to subtly tell me that I look like Connie Chung, just stop it. I already know.
The toilet started ringing, I think I just found your phone.
do you really not remember him getting up at like 4am with a leaf blower running through the house and telling people to "WAKE THE FUCK UPPP"
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
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Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
Realistically you can't tell me you're gonna put mashed potatoes on your dick and expect me not to get excited
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
well, you know. whores of a feather.
I just ate the lyft drivers bacon cheeseburger. Well fuck me this night escalated quickly.
I balled in the shower for 20 minutes, rolled up to the meeting late looking like a gremlin, and my one night stand was standing there in a suit
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