i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
I could have mohawked her pubes.
we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
Sometimes I have to make sure these messages are going to you and I'm not about to give someone in my phone book a heart attack.
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
And now I have a massive dip in and a Bloody Mary that would catch on fire if you put a flame close to it, with no pants on... At 8:15Am. Being single is pretty legit
I'm going to book club and then I'm going to get laid. Being in your 20s ain't so bad sometimes.
I'm pretty sure I just won at life. I touched the bushy tail of a squirrel while he had his mouth full and was digging in a plant on campus. That is all.
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
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