At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
I have decided today is drunk costume day. That is, i woke up still drunk and found costumes all over my floor. Heck yes. This is happening. Come over. Drink.
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I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
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Just spilled a coffee mug full of scolding hot oatmeal on my bare dick. Hope you're having a good Friday night too.
I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
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