Will you take my knitting needle, stick it far up my nose, reach in my frontal lobe and give it a few swirls?
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I've banged too many servicemen's wives to still be considered an American.
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
I’ve had a lot of vodka, 3 different dicks and no food since last night. Come get me
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
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