Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
last night a police horse bit me when i was wasted. even the animal kingdom knows i'm no good
I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
Please don't make me ever have to hear the words "the Queen's gynecologist" ever again.
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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