what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
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It's ok, I may have just peed outside your car and used your whataburger napkins. Hope you weren't saving them for a special occasion.
So I just chugged the rest of the wine in my mug so I would have something to eat my corn flakes in. With a plastic fork. I need a dishwasher
And maybe a life coach?
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
You wanna know how bad I feel? I couldn't get out of bed to get the remote, so I just downloaded the comcast app on my phone so I could change the channels
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
She woke up with her hand super glued to the fridge....how the hell am I Supposed to get her off??
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