he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
If I come back covered in mud topless and banging on your door, please have a warm towel ready for me
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
They were scared I was going to get lost last night so they dressed me up as Waldo so someone would always find me.
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
Honestly cannot tell if I’m magical or really, really high.
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
Randomize
