is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
So then you challenged the bartender to an arm wrestling contest for a free bottle of vodka
Sweet. Did I win?
Youre hungover arent you?
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
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