There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
I snapchatted him 4 pictures of me as Tarzan's dad so if he never talks to me again at least we'll know why
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
Randomize
