he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
I opened my door to go to class and all there was was a raccoon puking on the doorstep. In hindsight, it was a very accurate omen.
Oh, I'm sorry. I'd rather be "doable" than "the fat chick"
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Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
I'm single as of 11 minutes ago. I was the chick who drunkenly tried to climb into bed with you 2 weeks ago. Wanna make this happen?
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
Dude, she brought over peach cobbler, weed and alcohol plus I'm gonna get laid. She's by far the coolest sister you have.
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
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I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
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