I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
I'm suffering a hangover from deep within. I feel like the half of the parts of my body are permanently laced with alcoholic substances
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
I'm in the kitchen making quiche for my fuck buddy and his wife. I'm probably not the chick to get dating advice from.
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
I offered to go down on her because of how impressive her theatre career was. Stop letting me talk to lesbians.
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
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