btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
Unfortunately hes not a hipster douchebag with no life goals, so naturally I'm not interested.
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
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