he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
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I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
I wore a bird inflatable and still got laid. So there's that.
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
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We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
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