ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
The kid across the hall found me in the hallway using a hot pocket box as a pillow. I said its okay I live here.
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
Last night I somehow got INCREDIBLY wasted & thought it was a good idea to make a group chat with all the guys I'm hooking up with and just say "bye." soo I'm hiding out till next week.
Let's be real. I'm the Usain Bolt of running away after hookups. Fastest (wo)man alive.
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
Remind me to NEVER AGAIN mix beer with tequila with beer with whiskey with vodka with rum with vodka.
My vagina just clenched in fear
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